Ski Google, 10 funny searches that led people to our site

We get some pretty funny search terms that lead people to our site. From the usual ‘naked athlete’ searches to ‘the best ski for fat old guys’ to ‘will I get a place to live in Thredbo?’

Clearly SnowsBest is more than just a ski blog, we are the magic eight ball of snow life, with all the answers. So go on, ask us a question.

We’ve collated a series of the search phrase words plugged into Google that led people to our site. To be honest most involve the words tired, nude, overweight and foot pain so lord knows what our readers have been up to.

So this time we’ve provided answers to your searching. Just in case you were wondering ‘who is the shimmy queen of skiing’…

Best ski for fat old guys?

This one.

Naked Fancy Dress

Uh, naked requires no dress. Just saying.

Will I get a place to live in Thredbo?

Yes. It will look like this.

Why is skiing so exhausting? 

You’re doing it the wrong way.

What is a rope drop in skiing?

This is.

Broken legs images

You’re welcome.

Is it hard to find blow in Aspen?

If you have to ask then you’ve never been to Aspen or any ski town really.

Who is the shimmy queen in snow skiing?

Cross country queens, that’s who.

Do all female skiers have short legs?

No, some only have one leg and will still ski the freakin’ pants off you and both your long legs.

How dangerous is it to backcountry ski alone?

Uh. Can you hear me or are you still buried under that avalanche?

Rachael Oakes-Ash is the name behind @misssnowitall and the founder of SnowsBest.com. A long time travel and lifestyle journalist and ski writer, she's been published in ESPN, TIME, Wallpaper*, Action Asia, Inside Sport, Australian Financial Review, Emirates Open Skies, Conde Nast Traveler and more. She was the Fairfax snow blogger from 2007 to 2017 and the Southern Hemisphere editor for OnTheSnow. Rachael is also a documentary producer, author, radio announcer and humorist.

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